Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
our new exchange student wants to hear all about America's greatest politician, "Oprah." it's gonna be a long fucking day
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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