Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
I found my laptop, credit card, and a bottle of Morgan all on the counter this morning. I'm scared to see what gets delivered to my house this week.
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
The zombie version of you bit my friend's hand. No more zombie crawl for you. Not ever.
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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