): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
By cross-referencing our messages & her Twitter feed, I've deduced that she was eating spaghetti the whole time we were sexting.
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
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