ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
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