If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
WTF ARE YOU DOING IT'S FUCKING VEGAN COFFEE IT'S MADE WITH NUT MILK YOU'RE NOT A FUCKING SQUIRREL.
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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