I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
Killed two birds with one stone: found my wallet and unclogged the toilet.
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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