I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
and she was petting her beer can
either way he was missing a nipple.
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
There is no such thing as a great breathalizer story. That isn't a thing that exists.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
Also, beer. Big fan.
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
