But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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