So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
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