well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
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