I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
Naked Twister starts at high noon
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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