Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
my coworker just texted me asking if i remember pissing in the mop bucket at the gas station
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
Did I fall on/off the boat yesterday? Cuz my right leg looks and feels like if it got hit by shrapnel.
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
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