I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
How has he not realized you're pregnant?
Spanx.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
Um please remind me to tell you what happened tonight. It involves wine, pain killers and firing a handgun in our apartment. Legit might be hiding from the cops this weekend.
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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