Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
you would pick up someone in the library
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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