he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
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