My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
Randomize
