playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
I need a beard to bite.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
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