quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Sacagawea was the original milf.
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
Emily is drunk. We're coming to see you at work and we're bringing jello shots for you.
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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