Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
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