is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
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