i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
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