Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
So after we got done with our cardiac arrest patient, I thought how awesome would it be to hook up the defibrillator pads to cook a burrito.
dude... how have they not drug tested you yet?
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
I need moral support for this bender
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
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