Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
I feel like I should put "don't judge me" in the special instructions for the pizza guy.
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
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