God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
I woke up to him eating cereal out of my viking helmet with a shot glass. No idea where he got the milk.
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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