Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
So I told him it takes a lot to get me drunk & he said he was the heavyweight champion in college. We high-fived. Obviously I'm the favorite child.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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