He asked to "fluff my boner.."
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
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