it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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