ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
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