So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
Two women at the Safeway just got out of their separate cars and kissed. One was driving an outback, the other a CRV. It was like a Honda and Subaru had a lesbian joint venture and filmed the commercial in front of me.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
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