No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
life lesson# 3: saying thank you on a subway really means "im not a native new yorker, so please feel free to touch my ass"
hmm. interesting. explain how you came across this knowledge.
i sneezed. he said bless you. i said thank you. he groped. i again said thank you.
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
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