I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
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