Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
Alive.
So much puke
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
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