Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
where does the pee come out of this thing
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
i think i left my bra at your place
It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
'valentine' just autocorrected to 'cake robe' in my phone
I think that summarizes my life up pretty accurately
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
walked into my room this morning clutching two empty bottles of sminoff to find my roommate's ultra conservative parents staring at my posters of naked men. fuck parents weekend.
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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