My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
I got inside last night via doggy door
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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