To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
And literally 4loko margaritas are callin my name. They're like "Hey girl come on over here I'll make you forget about grades and boys and it'll be a good idea to send everyone 55 snapchats of your cleavage" ok
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
Randomize
