we're blogging at a bar
just threw up while drinking by myself. This is all your fault. You here = a good night, You not here = alcoholism
It was confusing and full of hummus
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
Just thought of the perfect gift for mom.... how about not telling her about my fourth open intoxicant ticket I got last night?
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
I threw my back out having sex last night. I don’t know whether to high five myself for a job well done or cry because I’m old.
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
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