There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
Things you are not allowed to do while im gone: sell cats on ebay, put cats in freezer again, shave cats like lions, dye cats pink/blue, try to light cats on fire to"wake them up from their nap" agian
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
This is your liver's 7:15 wake up call. Mandatory margarita popsicles after work today. Rule #71: no excuses, play like a champ!
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
So I figured out why that guy from Tinder stopped messaging me back. He got married.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
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