I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
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