i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
My dad sent me a 10 ft beer bong and my mom sent me ideas for future careers. I'll let you guess who my favorite parent is. Also, come over tonight. and bring beers.
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
I forgot wine drunk hurts
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
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