There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
Your next boyfriend should be from MENSA...you're so smart, it's intimidating as fuck. My penis retracted in fear.
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
Randomize