So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
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going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
So squirting runs in the family.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
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