If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
Banned from zoo.
Again?
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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