yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
I am such a fucking liability at weddings. I ended up making out with this married 40-year-old that told me that basically if I came home with him and be a sex partner for him and his wife, I would never have to pay for anything again. Extremely considered it.
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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