I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
Don't you hate falling asleep on the couch with a glass of wine in your hand? It's like dreaming about peeing and then realizing you've peed the bed only stickier.
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
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