Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
Never go to your parents' super bowl party. I learned, in great detail, "Why Aunt Trisha is a hoe" Not enough beer on the eastern seaboard.
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