Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
You nicknamed her "lazy eye" and were screaming across the bar at her to buy you a drink...
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
The only person more miserably hungover from the party is the dog, and that's because he ate some balloons
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
Dude, he danced with the dog that some random chick was carrying at the bar. Then the dog jumped out of his arms and ran away. THAT definitely deserves a drink.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
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