I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
I swear it's like I have a jerk off quota I have to meet each week. If I miss three days I have a wet dream and it's like a wasted jizz, and it gets everywhereeeeeee.
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
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