Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
If you're wondering where your left shoe is you lost it in a bet with a homeless guy last night
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
You kept saying you we're gonna puke and wanted to steal my pants
That does not explain the remnants of a small fire in my bathtub.
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
Nobody on Tinder wants to give you a Blumpkin.
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