Who did Billy Mays play for?
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
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