Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
She showed up at 4:30 in the morning HAMMERED, stripped, demanded sex, then after 4 failed attempts stopped me mid-thrust to tell me she thought we should be fucking for a cause, like animal rights. Process that for a second. She wanted us to be fucking for animal rights.
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
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