he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
the japanese bartender dressed as a cowboy in assless chaps just told me i was too drunk for another shot
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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