I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
my mom just informed me my dog smells like cum
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
he texted me at 1 in the morning to ask if i wanted to come over and play in the snow with him
at least he gets points for a creative booty call
The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
Gonna post on craigs list missed connections - "I was that really drunk bitch that threw up in your car. I'd like to pay for detailing"
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
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