Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
I would like to remind you that Mike's hard lemonade only goes good with an extra light cigarette and seminal fluid.
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
Randomize
