Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
You played Frank Sinatra today after we had sex. You moved way up in my literal book of men. Congrats.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
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