overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
The only thing I'm asking santa for is my period.
And vodka?
And vodka.
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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